Happy New Year, comrades (and all you other heathens, too)!  A new year brings with it a (partially) new slate of KGB officers and with that, you get (not eggroll), fresh homebrew.  Yep, just see any new officer and ask him for your free glass of whatever creation he has on hand.  He is statutorily obliged to hand it over.  Really!

Get a look at these fresh new patsies faces by perusing 2012’s first KGB Files.  It’s just sitting there waiting on you.  What are you waiting for?  What, you think it’s going to wait there forever?  Get real.  You’re on a deadline.  Act now or be cursed for the entire year.  It’s just that important.